Toby Flenderson

Well, I was in the seminary for a year and dropped out because I wanted to have sex with this girl Cathy. Followed her back to Scranton. Took the first job I could find in HR. Later she divorced me. So, no I wouldn't say I have a passion for HR.

Michael's like a movie on a plane. You know it's not great, but it's something to watch. And then when it's over, you're like, how much time is left on this flight?

I don't have a lot of contact with the rest of the office but I like to think of myself as a kind of backstop. If someone needs to talk, I'm here.

I'm not a part of this family. I'm HR, which means I work for corporate.

This meeting is a waste of time.