Stanley Hudson

Did I stutter?

I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little. But on Pretzel Day? Well, I like Pretzel Day.

Boy, have you lost your mind? Because I'll help you find it!

I do not apologize unless I think I'm wrong, and if you don't like it you can leave.

This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me, and I was on a Real Housewives episode.