Oscar Martinez

That isn't ethics. Ethics is a real discussion of the competing conceptions of the good. This is just the corporate anti-shoplifting rules.

Actually, I have the highest IQ of anyone in this office.

I want to explain to you what I'm about to say. We're in a recession. And Angela sat here — right here, where I'm standing now — and told me that Pam's baby is ugly.

I am gay, and I want to say to anyone watching this who is also gay: it gets better.

I can't believe you let this happen. I am going to correct this. I am going to fix this.