Kelly Kapoor

I swallowed a tapeworm last night. It's going to grow up to three feet inside of me and it eats all my food so that I don't get fat.

Oh my God, that makes it even more romantic. This is like a modern day Enchanted.

Oh my God, I have so much to tell you.

Ryan used me as an object. But I actually fell for him. Woops!

I talk a lot. So I've learned to just tune myself out.