Jim Halpert

I am about to do something very bold in this job that I've never done before: try.

Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

Right now, this is just a job. If I advance any higher in this company, then this would be my career. And, well, if this were my career, I'd have to throw myself in front of a train.

I'm in love with you. I'm really sorry if that's weird for you to hear, but I needed you to hear it.

My roommate wants to meet everybody. Because I'm pretty sure he thinks I'm making Dwight up. He is very real.