Creed Bratton

Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name: Creed Bratton.

Every week I'm supposed to do a quality check at the paper mill. And of course the one year I blow it off, this happens.

That wasn't a tapeworm.

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.

I already won the lottery. I was born in the US of A, baby.