Andy Bernard

I am the Nard Dog, and I am on the prowl.

I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.

I went to Cornell. Ever heard of it? I graduated in four years, I never studied once, I was drunk the whole time, and I sang in the a cappella group Here Comes Treble.

I do parkour.

The most romantic present you can give a woman is a clock. Because you're giving her your time.