Herbert Garrison

You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!

Gay people are evil, right down to their cold black hearts which pump not blood like yours or mine, but rather a thick, vomitous oil.

Sat through that entire movie to see the alien, and it was her God damn father!

I did not want love from a young boy! I like men my own age. Ah! I mean, I like women! Ah! What did I just say?!