Clancy Wiggum

Bake 'em away, toys.

You have the right to remain silent. Do you understand? Good, because I'm tired of your whining.

Oh, we have a picture of you at the scene of the crime. Here's what the police artist came up with.

Listen up, ding dongs.

This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.