Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

Thank you, come again.

I have come to make amends, sir. At first, I blamed you for squealing, but then I realized, it was I who wronged you.

Yes, in fact I am a graduate of the Calcutta Institute of Technology.

I have been shot eight times this year, and as a result, I am a little bit woozy.

By the many arms of Vishnu, I will shoot you dead!