James Moriarty

I will burn the heart out of you.

Every fairy tale needs a good old-fashioned villain. You need me or you're nothing — because we're just alike, you and I. Except you're boring. You're on the side of the angels.

In a world of locked rooms, the man with the key is king. And honey, you should see me in a crown.

Falling is just like flying, except there's a more... permanent destination.

People get so sentimental about their pets. They're so touchingly loyal.

Did you miss me?

That's what people DO!

I wrote my own version of the Nativity when I was a child, 'The Hungry Donkey'. It was a bit gory, but if you're going to put a baby in a manger, you're asking for trouble.