Allison Cameron

He cured you. You didn't cure him.

Dr. House doesn't like dealing with patients.

Sex could kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent, it's ugly and it's messy, and if God hadn't made it unbelievably fun, the human race would have died out eons ago.

Parents are never as bad as kids think they are.

I hate sports metaphors.

I love Dr. House.

It's why I left House. You got fired.

In ER we like to actually resuscitate dying people, not just let them flop around.