Ross Geller

WE WERE ON A BREAK!

I'm fine!

Someone at work ate my sandwich! MY SANDWICH!

I'm a paleontologist, and I have to say, evolution is not something for you to buy. Evolution is scientific fact.

I hate to lecture you guys but it's kind of disgraceful that a group of well-educated adults, and Joey, can't name all the states.

I'm going to be happy this year. I'm going to make myself happy.