Phoebe Buffay

Hello, teeny embryos. I'm Phoebe Buffay. I'm hoping to be your uterus for the next nine months.

I don't believe in evolution.

I just found a selfless good deed; I went to the park and let a bee sting me.

Someday I'll tell you about the time I stabbed a cop. He stabbed me first!

My tombstone is going to say 'Phoebe Buffay: Buried Alive.'

For 99 cents, I'd eat you.