Monica Geller

Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You're gonna love it.

Fine! Judge all you want to, but: married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl's wooden leg in a fire, LIVING IN A BOX!

I know of two surefire ways to shut a man up. And one of them is sex.

Chandler, you have to tell Joey that you're not in Tulsa.

I want a marriage.