Raj Koothrappali

Three months at the North Pole with Sheldon and I'm reborn as a well-hung billionaire with wings!

I'm a slumdog astrophysicist.

Please don't take this the wrong way, but I would rather swim butt-naked across the Ganges with a paper cut on my nipple, and then die a slow agonizing death from viral infection, than work with you.

That isn't Klingon, it's Yiddish for a meat-filled dumpling!

I'm just saying, maybe if people cut back on the beer, you could get out of the bathroom and satisfy your women without pharmaceutical help.