Leonard Hofstadter

I'm Leonard. I live across the hall.

Yeah, my parents felt that naming me Leonard and putting me in advanced placement classes wasn't getting me beaten up enough.

My parents focused on celebrating achievements, and my being expelled from a birth canal was not considered one of them.

Come on, we have a combined IQ of 360, we should be able to figure out how to get into a stupid building.

It must be humbling to suck on so many levels.