Amy Farrah Fowler

I don't object to the concept of a deity, but I'm baffled by the notion of one that takes attendance.

All forms of physical contact up to and including coitus are off the table.

I find the notion of romantic love to be an unnecessary cultural construct that has no value to human relationships.

I have a feeling that after tonight, one of you will become my best friend forever, or BFF if you prefer — which I don't.

Like everybody else's: subject to entropy, decay, and eventual death. Thank you for asking.